Family Guy Quotes...

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"For the next 5 hours, your my bitch"
--Stewie

"I hate you too, you fat piece of crap."
-sum guy after, Peter becomez president of a smokin' company.

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:35 pm

lol now that is the funniest one

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"I'd like to stay and chat, but ur a total bitch"
-Stewie

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Mon May 04, 2009 2:00 pm

yeah that is a really good one jenz

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"You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you."
~Peter Griffin

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Thu May 21, 2009 1:41 pm

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

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"Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb."
~Stewie

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Fri May 22, 2009 10:50 am

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.

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"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
~Peter Griffin

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Tue May 26, 2009 2:26 am

"Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here's where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I'm missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup."
~Stewie Griffin

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"Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Manangua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal with no pickles. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES!"
~Stewie Griffin

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:59 pm

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

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Peter Griffin: [trying to console Cleveland at audition for a Bachelor show coming up] It's the fabric, It's the fabric. Let's get your clothes off.

[takes off Cleveland's shirt and pants]

Cleveland: Peter, what is wrong with you? I'm naked.

Peter Griffin: Oh, god you're self-conscious

[Peter takes off his shirt and pants too]

Peter Griffin: See, now you're not alone.

Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:00 am

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.

Owner Posts : 3663 Join date : 2009-03-07 Age : 40

Stewie Griffin: [Picking up the phone] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,

[dialing number]

Stewie Griffin: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...