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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:50 am | |
| Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:37 am | |
| [Peter goads various people to fight Lois, including Superman characters]
Peter Griffin: Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck... Krypton sucks. | |
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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:46 am | |
| Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump? | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:34 am | |
| "The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten!"
~Stewie Griffin | |
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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:07 am | |
| Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one. | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:43 am | |
| "I'm so hungry I could ride a horse!... I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store I guess."
~Chris Griffin | |
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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:04 pm | |
| Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb. | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:19 am | |
| "This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum."
~Peter Griffin | |
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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:28 am | |
| Peter Griffin: Holy crip, he's a crapple. | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:02 am | |
| "Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here's where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I'm missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup."
~Stewie Griffin | |
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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:18 am | |
| Brian Griffin: Hey Bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here? | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:52 am | |
| "Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."
~Stewie Griffin | |
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krazyinlovewithtommy
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:56 am | |
| Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Manangua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal with no pickles. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES! | |
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Nymphatina
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| | Subject: Re: Family Guy Quotes... Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:03 am | |
| "You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you."
~Peter Griffin | |
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